As an American swearing can be problematic. Americans are very sensitive to bad language in real life, although you may not know that from watching American movies. Americans are puritans so swearing amongst coworkers or mixed company can be a major faux pas.


Luckily I don’t live in the US so I also have another language. I made this small observation if I swear in English (mother tongue) while driving I stay angry. Where as when I swear in French I giggle to myself. I don’t hold in as much hostility with my French Gros Mots as I do with English.


I did a little searching and some say that swearing in German is the best language to swear in. I don’t speak German either so learn along with me please.

  1. Deine Oma masturbiert im stehen! – Your grandma masturbates standing up!
  2. Sie dumm fuhrt – You stupid head
  3. Du Hurensohn-You son of a bitch
  4. Arschfotze-asscunt
  5. Deine Mutter schwitzt beim Kacken-Your mother sweats when she shits
  6. Mieser Stricher- Bad male prostitute