Thanks to Hillary we can all now drive drunk.

FBI Chief, and soon to be unemployed person, James Comey decided not to press criminal charges against Hillary because she is special, or something like that?
According to the FBI’s official statement, her actions were…

Extremely careless
Should have known better
Especially concerning
Bad Judgement

But since she didn’t mean to do any harm, the FBI claims it’s not a crime.

This got me to thinking. If that’s how we are doing the law now, maybe I should be able to drive drunk. Yes, this action could be considered…

Extremely careless
Should have known better
Especially concerning
Bad Judgement

But the furthest thing from my mind is endangering the public. It’s not my intent to hurt anyone. And gods forbid, I would feel just devastated should I drive over a kid or some shit.

It just makes sense to drive! I’m tired, and I just want to go home. It’s too far to walk, and a taxi would be such an inconvenience. It would just be much more practical to wake up with my car at home so I can get to work the next day.

Thanks Hillary! You aren’t even in the White House yet and you are already making my life better!

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