Word151 is not a medical blog. Nor do we endorse products in general. So I hope that the reader will keep this in mind when I talk about the newest trend making it’s way into America from across the Pacific. I have no idea if these things are dangerous. So before trying them please consult a medical professional.

I am referring, of course, to Dolly Eyes™. The rage in Asian that you can easily order for $20 to $30 online (in either prescription strength or purely decorative).

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I am not a doctor. Or an eye specialist either. But I can’t imaging sticking these “full-size” things in your eyes can be very good. Especially when the effect is to turn you into a doe-eyed Japanese anime figure. I  like anime as much as the next heterosexual man, but these things just give me the creeps.

On the other hand. I never complained about the corset, the wonder bra, nose jobs and breast enlargements. So perhaps I am just being paranoid about sticking things on your eyeballs to serve no other apparent purpose than to make horny old perverts lust after you.

In all truth, no one has ever accused me of being a feminist. So if this is something that you think you may like… go for it bitches!

But don’t blame me if they get stuck.

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