Before I get started I just want to cut off any Feminists or Hillary Fear Slaves who came here to attack me for defending The Donald. Save your “P’s” and “C’s” for someone else.

What Donald said was crude and insulting (yes, to most men too). This article is not a defense of the man or his words.

It is about the absolute brilliance of his defense, which ranks up there with some of the best and most effective doozies ever used in or out of a court of law.

The “I didn’t inhale” defence (Obscurum per Obscurius)

The Chewbacca defence (Red Herring)

And now comes…

That was Locker Room Talk

Generally the best defenses hold a degree of truth. And The Donald’s words were “spot on”  locker room talk, plain and simple. This fact alone lends some credibility of his excuse…

But the genius of “The Locker Room Defense” is that it touches on the Judo-Christian theme from John 8:7

They kept demanding an answer, so he stood up again and said, “All right, but let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone!”

So when Donald claimed that it was “locker room talk” about half the people in America (maybe more?) had a brief flashback. Probably back to about the age of 15 or 16. So juvenile is PussyGate. But a revelation it was, none-the-less.

It might not have been in an actual locker room. The wording was probably different. The details are probably fuzzy at best. But every “honest” man in America (not living in denial) thought to himself: “yeah, I probably said something like that to show off to my buddies.

And you probably did too.

“…let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone!” Make it good throw!