So here’s a list of 23 celebrities who said that they would “Leave America” if Trump was elected President.

Well, he won. So unless these people want to add to the ever growing pile of evidence that Neo-Liberals are spoiled, hypocritical cry-babies, the majority of these folks need to nut-up-or-shut-up!

Unlike most American’s who are stuck in Murica these people all have the means to pack up and go. Most would probably be welcomed with open arms in many other countries due to their unique talents. Their bank accounts certainly would be appreciated. The Majority probably already have a house or two on foreign soil. Even a private jet? So what are they waiting for?

  1. Comedian Jon Stewart
  2. Comedian Chelsea Handler
  3. Actress Neve Campbell
  4. IAC Interactive Founder Barry Diller
  5. Feminist Lena Dunham
  6. Comedian Keegan-Michael Key
  7. Actress Chloë Sevigny
  8. Race Hustler Al Sharpton
  9. Actress Natasha Lyonne
  10. Comedian Eddie Griffin
  11. Filmmaker Spike Lee
  12. Model Amber Rose
  13. Actor Samuel L. Jackson
  14. Singer Cher
  15. Comedian George Lopez
  16. Singer Barbra Streisand
  17. Actress Raven-Symoné
  18. TV Host Whoopi Goldberg
  19. Actor Omari Hardwick
  20. Pop Star Miley Cyrus
  21. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  22. Comedian Amy Schumer
  23. Columnist Katie Hopkins

There’s probably a lot more, but I’m feeling lazy today and I found this list.

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Now in all fairness #1Jon Stewart did say that he would head to another planet. So until Elon Musk gets his program to Mars ironed out we can cut Jon some slack.

She does ages well, but #14 Cher will have to wait years longer than Jon.  Jupiter is her destination of choice and that just can’t be done, yet.

Stuck in DC, #21 Ruth Bader Ginsburg doesn’t have a job with a retirement plan. *although Canada is probably do-able on weekends?!

#23 Katie Hopkins is British so that doesn’t really count as “leaving” as much as “going home!”

But what about you #13 Samuel L. Jackson? Are you movin’ Yo ass or not MotherF*cker! Don’t look at me like you are thinking about it! We know what you promised! South Africa!

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